Terms of service

Billing terms and conditions:
All payments made are final, must be paid immediately, no refund.
we prefer Paypal, but anything works.

We reserve the right to service anyone.

Questions will be answered to customers with valid purchase orders only.
We do not give your information to any third party for marketing.
In fact, we don't even bother keep your information, not even for our own promotions.
If you like our product, great. If not, you have a problem.
Our product is available for purchase to anyone, and everyone.

Our product is, however, not made for just anyone, certainly not everyone.
If you like our product and force your friends to buy one, we like that, but that's all.
We do not give cyber hugs, cheap emojis, or any flattering tweets.